Pick-Up Lines

1. There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
2. Can I use your thighs as earmuffs?
3. Girl you are soooo sweet if u opened a candy store, you'd put Hershey's out of business!
4. You must be a baker...cuz your buns are really cooking!
5. Tell your parents thanks...(girl: for what?) For making such a beautiful daughter.
6. I have no ride home, can you give me a ride?
7. Hi, My name is Bill but in High School my nickname was burger king. (girl: Why?) Home of the whopper!
8. I don't mean to come between the 2 of you, or do I? (if 2+ girls are standing together - put your arms around each).
9. Want to dance? (No.)I'm sorry, you misunderstood. I said you look fat in those pants.
10. Wanna make an easy $50?
11. Excuse me, but would you be offended if I said your hair smells nice? (no) Well what if I was a midget?
12. Wanna go back to my house for sex and pizza? (Eww... no!) What you don't like pizza?
13. Are your parents retarded? Cause you sure are special.
14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away!
15. Man: "Fat Penguin"
16. Are you planning to walk to your car alone later? <---that's just freaky
17. The word of the day is "legs." Now, let's go back to my place and spread the word.
18. F*#k me if I'm wrong, Isn't your name Lisa?
19. Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd tap that!
20. Roses are red, violets are blue, damn gurl...I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life with you.
21. man: excuse me, how thin does the ice have to be for the polar bear to break it? girl: i dont know man: doesnt matter i just did!............
22. hi
23. You're so hot, I need personal protective equipment.
24. Nice shoes, wanna F^(k?
25. Hey baby, I'm an astronaut. Want to see my Saturn Five rocket?
26. Hey baby, I'm a chemist. Want to see my graduated cylinder?
27. Do you have any diseases?

1. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
2. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
3. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
4. I have only three months to live...
5. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start
6. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
7. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
8. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
9. What's your sign?
10. Where have you been all my life?
11. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
12. Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
13. Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
14. Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.
15. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
16. [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
17. Ask a person for the time. "10:30? So today is June 2, 2006, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."
18. "Pinch me." "Why?" "You're so fine I must be dreaming."
19. Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.
20. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
21. Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
22. It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? (Is it really your birthday?) No, but how about a kiss anyway?
23. Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny
24. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
25. Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
26. Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
27. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
28. Giant polar bear (What?) It broke the ice.
29. (close hand with nothing inside and give it to the target) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this)
30. I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
31. Hey, where did your smile go? (Check back pocket) Here it is!
32. Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
33. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
34. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
35. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
36. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
37. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
38. I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
39. I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
40. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
41. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
42. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
43. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
44. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
45. Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.
46. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
47. Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
48. You need $20 and a friend. Give friend the $20. Walk up to target. Friend says, "You're right. Those are the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen." Hands you the $20 and walks away.
49. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
50. Your good looks don't intimidate me. (Walk away)
51. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
52. Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
53. Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
54. Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
55. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
56. Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
57. Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show!
58. Put a pen and a $20 in your pocket. Approach the target and take out the twenty and the pen. Rip the $20 in half and write your number on one half. Give the target the other half, then say call me tonight so we can figure out how to spend that money, and
59. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
60. Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
61. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
62. Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
63. Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
64. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
65. Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
66. I wanna put my thingy into your thingy
67. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
68. If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inches.
69. Person #1: hey, you wanna do a 68? Person #2: What? Person #1: You go down, and I'll owe you one.
70. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under...
71. You've been a bad, bad girl(boy). Go to my room!
72. Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning.
73. Do you have a boyfriend (are you married)? (Yes) Do you fool around? (No) Would you hold still while I do?
74. Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
75. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
76. Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
77. (give the person a bottle of liquor) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.
78. Here is $20. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
79. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
80. I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
81. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
82. Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
83. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants.
84. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
85. Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
86. Excuse me, but do you give head (have sex with) to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
87. Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.
88. "What has two thumbs and likes blow jobs?" "This guy" (point to your self with your thumbs).
89. Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
90. Hi. You'll do.
91. How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
92. I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
93. I wonder what our children will look like.
94. I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
95. Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
96. That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
97. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
98. That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.
99. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
100. Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
101. Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
102. Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
103. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
104. Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
105. Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!
106. Do you know why they call me tri-pod?
107. Hi. I'm a dog and I need to bury my bone.
108. Do you live on a chicken farm? (No.) You sure know how to raise cocks
109. Excuse me, but you have a "dick for" on your head. (What's a "dick for"?) I'll show you.
110. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.
111. (Hold up a screw) Wanna screw?
112. "I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now." Put ear to watch. "It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh..." Tap w
113. I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
114. Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" you do down.
115. I'm gonna have sex tonight!!! I'm gonna have sex tonight!!! (With whom?) Depends: What are you doing tonight at around 1?
116. I'm like Domino's Pizza: if you don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
117. Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
118. (Blow a kiss and miss on purpose) Oops, I guess I missed, wanna try again, but a little closer?
119. What time do you get off? Can I watch?
120. I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
121. You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.
122. Are your knees dirty? I don't want to get my floor dirty.